2018 Top 50


Smile folks, it’s been an absolute blast this year in the cinemas and on streaming services alike. Yes, if you want to jump right in with my top 10 movies, I have already compiled a top ten list which you can find HERE, but if like me, you can’t abide a whole ton of great movies not getting their dues then this is their time to shine as I’ve come up with my first ever Top 50 countdown!

*Disclaimer* – I have not seen certain films like ‘Mandy’ or ‘Leave No Trace’ hence their absence and no ‘Truth or Dare’ doesn’t rock up, though it was a fine comedy. Okay, away we go…



A surprisingly fun and pacy cartoon flick with futuristic ideas and a charming connection between gal and bot.

Review – ‘Next Gen’



Emily Blunt steps into the ten to two shoes of Julie Andrews and does a spiffing job as the prim and proper nanny with magic endlessly pulled from her special bag.

Trip the Light Fantastic over to my review – ‘Mary Poppins Returns’

48 – ROMA


Alfonso Cuaron’s black and white semi-biographical tale which hit Netflix is absolutely beautiful to look at but I just can’t quite connect to the majesty that everyone else has seen. There’s a fine story and lovely cinematography but that’s about it, no higher in the list. Don’t @ me.

My review is here – ‘Roma’



If someone had told me that a ‘Transformers’ spin-off would have featured higher than a stunning foreign movie lauded for Oscar glory I would have scoffed…a lot. But Travis Knight has captured the fun and nostalgic appeal that Michael Bay could only dream of.

No Decepticons here, this is a good film, my review – ‘Bumblebee’



Bradley Cooper dons a stetson and the first-time director title in this fourth telling of ‘A Star is Born’, it has some issues but a mostly great soundtrack and the might of Lady Gaga help this romantic country and western musical come alive.

Step into the Shallow end with my review – ‘A Star is Born’



A sombre and reflective WW2 drama, this truly grips you and makes you thoughtful about the dark trench warfare these brave soldiers faced. Sam Claflin and Asa Butterfield are excellent.

The journey begins with my review – ‘Journey’s End’

44 – CAM


Another Netflix feature that took me by surprise, this has dark and original ideas and a blisteringly brilliant performance from Madeline Brewer makes this tech-thriller/horror a sexy yet smartly creepy film.




Jason Bateman & Rachel McAdams are a fun pairing in this entertaining comedic flick but the true MVP and best selling point for the films worth is Jesse Plemmons.

Roll a dice, right foot yellow and review is yours – ‘Game Night’



Another quirky and lovely stop-motion outing from the wonderful Wes Anderson, this poochy plot has moments of rabid darkness but plenty of delightful storytelling.

Woof! My review is out of the kennel – ‘Isle of Dogs’



Paul Feig’s latest has definitely divided audiences but I for one thoroughly enjoyed this strange concoction of humour and thrills all tinged with a French cinema flavour.

Only a simple favour to ask but please check out my review – ‘A Simple Favor’



Olivia Cooke and Anya Taylor-Joy are chillingly exceptional in this fairly cold yet entrancing off-beat film. It’s quite simply put, an original film with unsettling music and unpredictable moments.

Give my review a thoroughread – ‘Thoroughbreds’



Crazy is as crazy does: surely a motto best suited to Nicolas Cage. This frenzied and pacy film may not be a superb film but I had a right good time watching the madness unfold and it knows what it is – a pure delightful crash of crazy.

Read more – ‘Mom and Dad’



Woah Nelly! This Indonesian action which is on Netflix is a furious and bloody thriller which may be light on plot but is soaring to the heavens with hellish injury detail and electrically charged, fascinating fight choreography.



Originally a stage show, which is somewhat evident at certain points, what with some theatrical elements and practical frights leading the way, this is a nightmarish and engrossing British horror with clever storytelling.

Boo! My review – ‘Ghost Stories’

36 – TULLY


This is most certainly a film that goes somewhere a healthy percentage of audiences might not expect but it doesn’t tarnish the previously built maternal plot and Charlize Theron’s stunningly crafted performance, if anything it just makes it a more memorable story.

Don’t dilly dally – ‘Tully’



Upon seeing the trailer I really wasn’t expecting to get anything from this film. Happily it’s much more than a generic YA adaptation, it has emotion, heart and the richest relevance to current world events. Amandla Stenberg & Russell Hornsby are mind-blowingly effective in this.

Don’t let the THUG-life get ya, read my review – ‘The Hate U Give’



You can always trust on Guillermo del Toro to make a dark fantasy a totally captivating experience and this time the Academy Awards agreed, gifting this woman-loves-fish story the Best Picture trophy. It’s beautiful, weird and Sally Hawkins is the perfect lead.

The Shape of my Review can be found here – ‘The Shape of Water’



A true ensemble piece of cinema and a film noir that almost fully sinks its teeth into you. Aside from a slightly dissatisfying story that takes over, this is a clever, highly original movie and well acted thriller which deserved higher box office.

No bad times with my review – ‘Bad Times at the El Royale’



I openly admit I’m not an advocate for the rom-com genre but this family set story around an impending wedding really bowled me over. The luxurious visuals, stunning locations and more stunning cast balance romance and humour with finesse.

Take a walk down the aisle to my review – ‘Crazy Rich Asians’



Lynne Ramsay excellently weaves a gritty and immersive city thriller, aided by an astonishing turn from Joaquin Phoenix, this has threads of ‘Taxi Driver’ and is a bold and tense piece of cinematic art.



Fairly bloated with internet bustin’ gags and Disney references, but it’s fun, fast and a well animated sequel with Ralph and Vanellope just as endearing a friendship duo as back in 2012.

It’s good and that’s not bad, my thoughts – ‘Ralph Breaks the Internet’



Truly original and absurd, two qualities which you can’t complain about in the climate of sequels/prequels and the like. Boots Riley goes all in directing & writing a superb screenplay that links to current affairs and issues in an offbeat, comical and twisted manner.

Giddy up over to my review – ‘Sorry to Bother You’



Possibly Daniel Day-Lewis’ final feature, his role under the direction of Paul Thomas Anderson is sublime, as are Vicky Krieps and Lesley Manville…and a beautifully acted breakfast scene for the ages. This early UK 2018 film looks gorgeous and bursts with spits of spite and comedy.

Sew, a needle, pull and thread – ‘Phantom Thread’



Diane Kruger’s first German feature and one that’s put across the audience in three parts. Not every part is as strong as the other and a finale may be slightly lacking but a gritty opening and glossy, tense court room second act along with Kruger’s formidable performance make this a solid thriller of loss and revenge.

1, 2…Kruger’s coming for you – ‘In the Fade’



A massive hit and an even bigger stepping stone for black representation in superhero movies, this Marvel entry deals with spectacle, politics and leadership with detail and thought, fuelled by a great villain expertly handled by Michael B. Jordan, ‘Black Panther’ is a near-perfect comic-book film.

Enter Wakanda – ‘Black Panther’



This is a clever spin on the heist genre as director Bart Layton mixes truth and fiction by blending the real life people alongside his actors. As the films plan nears fruition, the gang and audience alike are left unable to back out to culpability.

A review is up for grabs just here, go on, go – ‘American Animals’



After 14 years too long, Pixar returned to the Parr family and their mix of city saving powers. The one animated feature deserving of a sequel, this one does not disappoint. Apart from a predictable turn of events and villain, this is a joyous and stunning animation to watch and any return of Edna Mode is a positive in my book.

Dash over to my review – ‘Incredibles 2’



This Spike Lee joint is a funny and disturbing tale of KKK infiltration. It makes you laugh but importantly, it’s something which makes you irate, angry and fits nicely against the backdrop of divide so felt nowadays. Style and power rip through this film.

Don’t be a Duke, click my review – ‘BlackKklansman’



The Coen Brothers enter the Netflix way of life with this western anthology of six mini stories. The likes of James Franco, Tim Blake Nelson and Zoe Kazan excel in their segments. Sure, not all the tales are great and there may not be a resolute connection between them but it’s masterfully acted and captures the heart…and dust of the western genre.



You’d not be wrong in thinking from outside glance this would be a naff horror but it’s in fact so much better than that. A gem of war, thriller and gory zombie effects, this is a brain-splattering delight.

Come on over – ‘Overlord’



Paul Dano & Zoe Kazan create a thing of quiet beauty in this drama about family. The former calls the shots as debut director and this adaptation of a 1990 novel is stunning not to just to look at but to revel in the towering acting from Jake Gyllenhaal and Carey Mulligan. Scenic views, fraught relationships and a teen running home in the snow are tenderly accomplished.

Check out the ‘Wildlife’



I’ve always enjoyed the writings of Irish playwright and ‘In Bruges’ commander Martin McDonagh, this angry tale of grief and, well anger is no exception. The mix of great comedy and uneasy darkness clouding over Ebbing are thickly coated but don’t outweigh Sam Rockwell and Frances McDormand.

More of my musings – ‘Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri’



Jinkies, this horror from Ari Aster is a chilling and terrifyingly effective narrative of family tensions. If you took out all the damned creepy moments then this would be a drama on grief and that only highlights the weirder, scarier qualities included by Aster. Toni Collette is absolutely fantastic in this.

Don’t click your tongue, lcckk – ‘Hereditary’



Steve McQueen tackles the thriller genre but makes sure to keep his sturdy understanding of character to make this an investing movie, led by four strong women. The moments of heist drama are tense and the more politically angled aspects are wonderfully handled.

Mission: read my review. I’m sure you’ve got the balls to pull this off – ‘Widows’

16 – COCO


Two Pixar releases for the UK in 2018 and both make my top 50, mostly because their animation is always so delectable but on top of this they’re a studio almost always capturing emotional and captivating stories. ‘Coco’ is no exception, this Day of the Dead inspired animation tugs on the heart strings and incorporates tingling music and colourful visuals.

 Don’t forget to click my review, Remember Me – ‘Coco’



This is 100% a movie which will split people, I can see why some will dislike the heck out of it but I positively loved the stuffing out of this bold, loud and violent film. It pops with trigger warnings of every nature and the feminine power of the above fearsome foursome are a force to be reckoned with as their town turns on them.

Reveal some more secrets – ‘Assassination Nation’



Shamefully Alex Garland’s recent sci-fi didn’t get to UK cinemas but it’s streaming on Netflix and is a sheer masterpiece of visuals and is also a movie which leaves you thinking. Headed by a brave team of females, this mix of science and horror is dreamy, ambiguous and downright superb.

Enter the Shimmer – ‘Annihilation’



Rammed to the skies with inventive camera shots and pacy fight scenes, this adrenaline fuelled futuristic flick bursts out of the screen with entertaining energy. On top of this, it has flashes of humour, body-horror and stylish flair.

There’s no need to Upgrade to find my review – ‘Upgrade’



This film has magnificent levels of sustained threat, wince-inducing visuals of pain, smart uses of playing around with sound and Emily Blunt on top form as a pregnant wife caught up in a farmhouse of fear. John Krasinski becomes feature director for the first time and really gets to grips with the model of horror building making this one of the most effective cinema experiences I’ve ever been part of.

Ssssh, my review is over here – ‘A Quiet Place’



The creators behind ‘Song of the Sea’ have gifted the world another animated gem. This one is less fantastical though and this Middle-Eastern texture only makes the film a much more heart-felt trip, one that’s interspersed with yarns of magic but the plight of a girl stepping up and out to help her family is a powerful and outstanding watch.

My review for #11 is here – ‘The Breadwinner’

There we have it, those were my top 40 films of 2018 and now it’s time to reveal my faves of faves as I collect the big 10.



John Cho leads a frenzied hunt for his missing daughter in a screen-set thriller that is anything but a cheap gimmick. The tension is palpable and the story is riveting, as it’s portrayed through calls, Facebook and other social media searches.

No need to search far as the review is here – ‘Searching’



Michael Myers returned, swiftly and thankfully, slashing away all the sequels, letting this story follow on 40 years after what happened to Laurie Strode that fateful Halloween night. David Gordon Green shows he has a skill for the horror genre and the entire team clearly adore the original which is why this feels like a perfect chilling return to form for the Shape.

Don’t fear the Boogeyman – ‘Halloween’



Greta Gerwig’s directorial debut is a brilliant, humour filled coming of age story about mothers and daughters. There are great pangs of emotion and with perfect performances from Saoirse Ronan and Laurie Metcalf, you feel wrapped up in a comforting blanket watching this film.

It’s the titular role – ‘Lady Bird’



Well, here is a film that utterly bowled me over and completely surpassed my expectations for it being a generically mediocre Sundance indie. What this film is, is pure charm and sunshine, with Offerman and Clemons providing great music as a dad and his daughter. The songs are glorious and I’d be lying if I said I don’t listen to them almost constantly.

Don’t blink, my review isn’t a million miles away – ‘Hearts Beat Loud’



I truly don’t care what some filmy types and critics have been saying about this film. I positively adored the majority of this foot-tapping, hand-clapping tale of Queen and its front man, the legendary Freddie Mercury, who is exquisitely played by Rami Malek. The film is fun and the music speaks for itself. A stadium sized biopic that will rock you.

You are the Champions if you give my review a read – ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

5 – I, TONYA


Margot Robbie steps onto the ice as Tonya Harding in this fresh and exciting visceral take on an ill-fated moment of Winter Olympics drama. Allison Janney is a great supporting feature as Harding’s mum and throughout we see a story presented in way that’s unreliable but entertaining, which makes the latter emotional moments that more resounding.

Get your skates on to the review – ‘I, Tonya’



This is a blood soaked film, one which side-steps away from the schlock way of vengeful flicks and becomes an engrossing thriller capably led by bad-ass Matilda Lutz. This is an explosive female led and directed movie from Coralie Fargeat which arrived in May and I haven’t forgotten about in the slightest.

My review won’t put up a fight – ‘Revenge’



Snapping its fingers and claiming bronze, this is an epic comic-book celebration that I saw three times and didn’t tire with any minute of it. Unlike repeat viewings of ‘Iron Man’ or ‘Age of Ultron’, this is a blockbuster outing which grows better upon more watches. There’s the purple might of a superb villain, great visuals and a cracking conclusion to ten years of MCU building.

You don’t need to assemble any heroes to locate my review – ‘Infinity War’



Miles Morales swings into the hot spot of silver, in the only animation to feature on my top ten. This is not only one of the most sensational animations I’ve seen but one of the best films, full stop. The styles are incredible, the voice work is perfect and the story is just right for the Spider-Man world.

Sling yourself over to the review – ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’



This is the sixth instalment in the M:I franchise and it is showing no signs of exhaustion, in fact quite the contrary, with action hero Tom Cruise and director Christopher McQuarrie again teaming up to make Ethan Hunt and his globe-trotting, ankle-breaking antics an exhilarating treat to see. The stunts are next level and knowing they are practically executed makes you appreciate the action that much more than a second rate movie filling in set pieces with CGI. Fallout is 100% the real deal and is one of the finest action films I’ve seen…ever.

My review won’t self destruct in 30 seconds – ‘Mission:Impossible – Fallout’


Mary Poppins Returns (2018)


It’s been 54 years since ‘Mary Poppins’ came out, so it’s definitely been a while in terms of sequel making. ‘Chicago’ and ‘Into the Woods’ director Rob Marshall in charge of this one, would the gap seem like a pleasant breeze or should it have been a one time only deal?

The Banks children; Michael and Jane (Ben Whishaw & Emily Mortimer) are 30 years older but with their father’s home on the line it seems the skies need to send down the witchy wisdom of Mary Poppins (Emily Blunt) once again. She is on hand to help Michael’s three children and with the assistance of lamplighter Jack (Lin-Manuel Miranda), a new generation of Banks’ will witness the brilliance of Mary.

The 1964 original is a bonafide classic and appears on UK televisions pretty much every seasonal opportunity, so there was no fear that Disney couldn’t pull in audiences with a sequel but does a new Mary capture the same fire? Almost is the answer. It takes a while to really get into the swing of things, even Mary’s arrival doesn’t kick-start the fun, once the characters crack on into the China bowl then the musical gets into its stride. The ending is fairly flat too, like a balloon flopping to the floor when you’d wish it’d soar but the middle is grand.

It can easily be seen that this movie is cashing in on the nostalgia appeal of which Disney is definitely not shy of lately; what with 3 House of Mouse remakes landing in 2019. This plot feels like it’s just hopping from song to song with a faint thread of banking troubles to link them all together, but smile past this and you’ve got a toe-tapping film which is enjoyable for the whole family.

‘Mary Poppins Returns’ is almost as sweet as the marmalade goodness and Britishness featured in the ‘Paddington’ films and what with Julie Walters playing virtually the same character and two Peruvian bears in the cast, it does feel like Disney are aiming for that charm just within the olde style of England and Poppins universe. There is a charm to be found but it doesn’t feel bold, it feels like it’s just leaning too heavily on what’s come before.

In terms of musical numbers they’re not exactly memorable ditties but they are alright in their own way. ‘Trip a Little Light Fantastic’ is the ‘Chim Chim Cher-ee’ of the movie but wonderfully dings with 1930’s BMXing and lamppost choreography instead of leaping sweepers. ‘The Royal Doulton Music Hall’ is a bouncy bop and ‘A Cover is Not the Book’ is the best song by a mile.

Those last two songs appear in the aforementioned China bowl sequence which is the highlight of the entire film. The production value throughout the movie is stellar but especially so in this part. The crockery world features 2D drawings and painted costuming as Mary, Jack and the 3 Banks’ find themselves surrounded by celebrating animated folk making for a marvellous section in the story.

Blunt is practically perfect in every way and brings the strict yet nonsense-making, magic mistress quality of Julie Andrews to life. She encapsulates the sheen of the film in its better moments. Lin-Manuel Miranda easily tackles the songs as you’d expect from Hamilton master; his tongue twisting storytelling in ‘A Cover is Not the Book’ is pure exhilaration to listen to, Miranda also busts some of his own moves as Bert 2.0 and manoeuvres around the Cockney twang as he pleases but is better than what Dick van Dyke did years ago. Speaking of which, his return is sublime and you can’t help but beam as he dusts off some dance steps. If only they hadn’t revealed his involvement, the appearance would have been an even finer cinematic moment. Meryl Streep and her Russian flavoured role is a hoot and filled with joy, it is a scene that mirrors ‘I Love to Laugh’ but it looks amazing and is catchy.

So whilst the fantastical journey of Mary Poppins’ homecoming isn’t overly magical, it’s saved by the talented duo of Blunt and Miranda.




Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018)


Whilst Disney are retelling over their own classic material, it’s fair to say they aren’t adding many sequels to their films. Cue Ralph who smashes his way onto the big screen for a second time, the first Disney sequel in 7 years. Could this lumbering 8-bit character with good intentions capture the glorious magic again?

It’s been 6 years and Wreck-It Ralph (John C. Reilly) is still best buds with Sugar Rush driver Vanellope (Sarah Silverman). They spend all their downtime together but she’s feeling slightly bored in her duty, matters aren’t helped when her game breaks. So when WiFi arrives, Ralph and Vanellope venture into a limitless new land to try and save Sugar Rush but both discover their own meanings in the expanse of the world wide web.

When Ralph and co. rocked up back in 2012, it was a video game delight with neat little nods to old school arcade games and the emotional core between the strained pairing of the hulk-like titular character and his sweeter companion worked nicely. This film follows up by adding more to what we know of the place where Fix-It Felix, Pac-Man and the rest hang out, in fact it adds a humongous amount more. In a way this serves the film well in giving a large scope to riff on but at times it feels like the creators are so preoccupied with this massive environment that the heart is lost.

Directors Rich Moore and Phil Johnston hurl in a mass of references, whether game or internet based. Yes, the world wide web is a great platform to launch a new path for Ralph to travel down but it often has a vibe of shoving all its Easter eggs in one basket. The film is undoubtedly scattered with a stupendous run of playful background sightings and though it can detract from a better orchestrated narrative, there is joy to be had in the madness.

A mini Disney section is gleeful, mostly in the fun attempt to try and spot as many House of Mouse characters as possible. A princess slumber party scene is ace and it gives each doe eyed lass their own joke about the problems they have and face as Disney heroines. There are visual gags aplenty from their pyjama tops to outside Stormtroopers, Iron Man and a later princess sequence aided by powers and shifting musical cues is very enjoyable.

Amongst the sprawling carnage of an 80’s arcade figure exploring the likes of eBay, Pinterest and the Dark Web, there is this unshakeable feeling of it all being weird and that’s even before Alfred Molina slides in as some slug-like virus keeper. A surreal song and dance section, Miranda Sings and zany moments make you feel like you’re surfing the web with constant popups. The story was crafted by 5 people and sometimes it feels like the film is being tugged in all manner of directions. It would have benefited by having a proper villain and earlier introduced too.

The third act itself with a ‘King Kong’ inspired climax is underwhelming considering how big it all is and it’s a strange visual finale for a film about friendship and the pressures of insecurity, it makes sense but it goes overboard. Luckily the actual ending of the film with the main duo provides a touching moment as the journey reaches a conclusion you cannot help but get swept up by the candy sweet emotion, which is further enhanced by the fantastic vocals from Silverman and Reilly.

‘Ralph Breaks the Internet’ is jam packed with references of all kinds and it’s a film warranting a second watch in terms of catching all the detail that’s littered about. In terms of plot however, this isn’t special or really that different to what the first film had. Less is more and this film goes way entertainingly over the top in a visual feast for the eyes but less of a delectable treat in terms of storytelling.


Robin Hood (2018)


The legend of the outlaw Robin Hood has always been ripe for the big screen picking, what with Kevin Costner, Russell Crowe and arguably the best version – a fox, all playing the lead part but execs say the well isn’t dry yet, so it’s Taron Egerton from ‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ now donning the hood.

Lord Robin of Loxley (Egerton) loves his life, riches and romantic interest Marian (Eve Hewson) but when he’s drafted to war and returns years later, Robin is a different man. He gains the eye of battle smart John (Jamie Foxx) and quickly realises the wrongful order of things, with the Sheriff of Nottingham (Ben Mendelsohn) ruthlessly taking money from the poor and fuelling further wars. Under John’s tutoring, Robin becomes the Hood and becomes an arrow in the Sheriff’s side.

Otto Bathurst, of ‘Peaky Blinders’ fame takes his first film credit for this misfiring action flick. Upon watching there’s this glossy sheen over the usually gritty setting of crusading England, this shiny quality is in keeping with the look of UK TV’s ‘Hotel Babylon’ and ‘Hustle’, of which you wouldn’t be surprised to find Bathurst directed episodes of the latter show. All these stylistic approaches have been deemed as a “hip” take for the character but in reality the director is attempting to make the movie stylish and it becomes excessive, in such a way that it takes away from any hardened story it could have going for it.

If you’d seen the trailers you may have noticed the modern visuals with the characters’ clothing. In a weird way, the updating could have worked but by the end, the neatly cut shirts and handsome looking coats, jackets and dresses make the movie look like an advert for River Island. Also from the trailers, you’d have noticed the slow-mo shots and this films’ quiver is overflowing with breathy slow motion which becomes tiresome and less epic the more it’s used.

There are times in this medieval shoot-em up film where it feels like a wannabe mix of ‘Assassins Creed’ and ‘Call of Duty’, but without the awesome engaging aspect both those massive video games carry. It would be alright if the action involved within the predictable and less than immersive story was big and exciting but it just isn’t. Arrows fly left, right and centre, horse chases and general crowd fights are hideously edited so you can’t really focus on anything and it’s no spectacle at all.

Taron Egerton is the same young, reliable cheeky charming chap but even he cannot hold this disappointing film together. Jamie Foxx doesn’t sink his teeth firmly into the fresh spin on Little John but he’s a solid mentor figure. Australian funnyman Tim Minchin is Friar Tuck and is pretty much on hand to try and inject humour into the screenplay, which works about 40% of the time. Ben Mendelsohn clearly has the hang of playing cinematic baddies by now and this turn is no exception. He spits vile words with great conviction and is probably the sole person in the film which sustains the interest.

A lot of swishy visuals do not a good film make. All in all this is a forgettable foray into the Sherwood Forest, a feature that somehow and laughably sets up a sequel which won’t see the light of day. You’ll want to revisit the best telling of the legend, that’s right Disney and their cartoon foxes.


The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)


Halloween is done and dusted so that must mean we’re onto the next big holiday event, which is Christmas and here comes the first festive feature of the year. ‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ retells the 1816 story of ‘‘The Nutcracker and the Mouse King’ and the famous ballet composed by Tchaikovsky, so with Disney behind this, is the film a feast for the senses?

Just before her father makes her attend a high society ball, Clara (Mackenzie Foy) is gifted a present that her mother wished her to have. The present is a intricate egg but it’s locked and Clara needs the key which leads her out of the party into a fantasy land led by a regent trio in fear of Mother Ginger (Helen Mirren) who resides in the Four Realms. Clara’s arrival could spell a hopeful change for the kingdom and she may just discover more than she bargained for.

A stellar cast and the usually reliable might of the House of Mouse aren’t strong enough qualities to save this film from feeling insanely lifeless and a less than encouraging early welcome to the Christmas season. It just feels like there is never enough time or care placed into any character and Clara herself becomes a less than engaging heroine. The script chugs along with no apparent desire to make you connect to what you are seeing.

There is a glorious amount of colour and pizzazz on show, lavish sets and fancy production design all look well and good but they aren’t enough to distract from a painful script and frequently irritating performances, Foy being dull a lot of the time and Keira Knightley going down the squeaky route in the same vein as the annoying presence of Michelle Williams in ‘I Feel Pretty’. The acting can be slightly forgiven as it fits the mould of a super child friendly fantasy flick but the abundance of horrendous cliches littering the entire screenplay would even make a 10 year old with little film knowledge roll their eyes.

This film does excel in the costume department and I have no doubt for that and Hair and Make-up it will pick up some Academy nominations. The attention to detail in these areas are exquisite and it does help the film at least look spectacular, it’s a shame they couldn’t have tried putting that effort in the storytelling because it’s all hollow and fairly sleep-inducing.

‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ feels like a lazy script transplant from 2010 Disney feature ‘Alice in Wonderland’ and with further lazy parallels to a Narnia like entrance to a snowy landscape and ‘The Wizard of Oz’ references including the yellow brick road and a riff on the “we’re not in Kansas anymore” line, it’s a movie that comes across like no real thought has gone into the process, making the whole thing less than a transporting experience to watch.

A grand costume affair but for a yuletide film, this leaves you feeling exceptionally cold.


Christopher Robin (2018)


The stories from A.A Milne have always proved popular with families so it’s no surprise that another iteration of Christopher Robin and friends is out, not long after the more factual release starring Domhnall Gleeson, Disney are back on the Hundred Acre Wood trail and ensure their magical touch runs through this movie.

Christopher Robin (Ewan McGregor) has left his childhood and woodland playmates behind for a grey adult life working at a luggage company. He’s losing grip on fun, his daughter Madeline and wife Evelyn (Hayley Atwell) who just wants him to focus on family and being less stuffy again which is where the stuffed Pooh bear comes in to hopefully get Robin to help him find himself once more.

This film works better for the more innocent eyes, the honey sweetness of the story is thick and sickly that children will undoubtedly lap up. That isn’t to say this child friendly approach to the movie is a negative, it has problems of a befuddling plot and is slightly weird as we’re meant to believe the characters bounding into the city are real. It might just be me but I was hoping that they were just toys and Christopher had a playful imagination that he’d hand down to his daughter but the fact they were actually alive, being seen by London folk was odd.

Pooh is a bear of very big heart and this is a film of very big emotional manipulation. In the final stages the movie especially tries to make the audience well up and gosh darn it they almost succeed, not because the film is sad but because the filmmakers utilise strings in their music and every other cliche expected to force that emotive pang. This is a harsh statement though because aside from that the movie is exceptionally charming.

Winnie’s little doddering walk and his pearls of silly wisdom are cute, Tigger’s colours may be as muted as some of the less sparky earlier moments in the film but his bounce brings a spark into the movie and the funny bone is tickled on occasion by moments like Pooh loving his Pennywise balloon, playing games on a train and Eeyore frankly stealing the show with his unyielding pessimistic attitude of which I relate!

It’s quite a run of the mill Ewan McGregor performance, he’s good but doesn’t really show off major acting chops. He acts opposite the fuzzy CG pals nicely but they do act him off the screen. Jim Cummings vocals for both Winnie and Tigger are exquisite, he’s perfect in giving this cuddly creatures personality and an infectious quality, you can’t help smiling when they’re on screen. Nick Mohammed is Piglet but something about his voice work for the acorn loving pig is askew. There’s also some brilliant cameos from a trio of British comedic talent as a policeman, taxi driver and street salesman.

Disney seem like they’re hoping to echo the ‘Paddington’ success but the saccharine element is too much and there are no stylistic flourishes. Also the story is massively predictable but it’s a gentile watch that does no harm and is a sweet humorous watch.


The Incredibles 2 (2018)


After almost 14 years, the supers are back! It’s the one Pixar movie that everyone (well definitely I) thought deserved a sequel but was it worth the mega-wait or should they hang up their masks for good?

Kicking off where the last film ended, we see the Parr family aka The Incredibles try and put a halt to the fiendish plans of the Underminer. The consequences of their actions put more strain on the legal battle of super-powered individuals but Winston Deavor (Bob Odenkirk) who works in telecommunications, is keen to get heroes back in the spotlight for good and starts this idea by getting Helen aka Elastigirl (Holly Hunter) to prove that supers shouldn’t be hiding in the shadows.

It was always going to be interesting to see how the animation heads of Pixar would fare creating a follow-up to their beloved 2004 feature, more so because of the comic-book movie saturation that is filling up cinemas. Brad Bird does a spectacular job in directing an animated superhero adventure that feels fresh. It’s a hugely exciting film to watch and it zips along with such breakneck speed as if you’re taking an adrenaline shot.

Bird also writes the story for the next phase in the Incredibles ongoing journey and though they’re still at the same age, the family has certainly got plenty on its plate to keep the film from feeling repetitive. Admittedly the progression of the plot is fairly predictable, in terms of the big baddie reveal being no surprise but that does little to put a dampener on a truly colourful and enjoyable movie.

Elements of how the world is today; our obsession with technology becomes ripe for the picking and the plot plays with this screen-happy culture very well. The constant tug of war with the legality of the superheroes’ presence is explored further and makes for a deeper thread running in and out of the family dramas and Elastigirl led antics. It’s refreshing to see Helen be front and centre and show off her skills in the field. The house bound tribulations of Bob trying to juggle stresses of homework, an adolescent girl and a baby developing jittery powers are a perfect balancing act with the awesome action set pieces featuring their mum.

Michael Giacchino’s score is a triumph and hands every sequence a perfectly energetic buzz or sounds trickling with notes of spy intrigue. That theme tune of his is as glorious as ever and gave me goosebumps, it’s like some jazzy fanfare that makes you feel indestructible. I have to comment on the lighting within this film also, gorgeous scenery with orange/red skies are stunning to look at, a literally flashy fight sequence in an electric cage is dazzling and generally the movie is an impressive work of art.

It’s no surprise that has the prize of having the best debut for an animation film because this is a supremely fantastic, fun, engaging and super superhero family movie. Here’s hoping the Parr family come back a bit sooner next time.